Crash of the Titans

"I'll deal with them. I have been fighting evil for many centuries!"

"Dark magic is behind these creatures. Strange things are afoot!"

"Yes, I know I don't have feet. Let's just go already!"

"Listen up, corn dog. You help us or Crash will give you some knuckle music."

"No, probably not food, Crash. A bad treat!"

"Will you stop scratching your butt?"

"Crash, help me get this gizmo working! At long last, the world will have a way to recycle butter!"

"Your... hair is dumb!"

"Whip her butt, and then we'll get pancakes with cherry topping!"

"Now we have to stop the Dominator before it destroys Wumpa Island!"

"Is... Is this thing on? Yeah? Ha ha! I'm back, babies! Surrender to Cortex!"

"Hey, genius. I can't actually hear you. I'm really far away and I'm flying like a hovercraft or something."

"I'm off to do bad things! Ta ta!"

"Crash, you gullible fool! You walked right into my trap. Now I'll have you and the Mojo!"

"You terrible, ungrateful child! You'll never get away with this."

"Ohh, your going to get some punchie-punch NOW! CRASH, come over here and take out this terrible excuse for a niece."

"Oh gross, get a room."

"Oh, Nina... betraying me is the most vile, evil thing you could have ever done. You are a skank! I'm so proud of you right now."

"I'm still going to spank you stupid for this!"

"How long have had that in your pants?"

"Not that guy! I liked that guy! As a friend..."

"Stop helping him! Snap out of it!"

"You were my favorite!"

"Oh, I hope Crash tries. I really do. After all, I need a new fur coat. [laughs]"

"Get to work on the Dominator! Make more mutant soldiers! I want Wumpa Island smashed flat!"

"What? Spit it out, kindling-face!"

"Crash and Aku Aku are here? Oh, I'll take blondie and make her finish working on the robot. You, stay behind and kill Crash."

"And as for you, I really didn't want to do this myself. I really wanted one of my idiot underlings to destroy you. I really didn't want to get hair all over my clothes! But if you want something done right, USE A GIANT SPIDER-BOT!"

"The minion that defeats Crash gets a $20 gift certificate for ice cream! I'm talking Moose Tracks."

"Oh god! Now there's fur everywhere."

"Cut it out! You'll chip the paint."

"Hey, what did I ever do to you? And you're fat!"

"Even Coco's snappy dialogue hurts more than that!"

"No fair. I'm supposed to win! I even cheat!"

"Yeah, you should see Mother Cortex... she's gross like trance music!"

"Save the robot or all my evil treachery was in vain!"

"You dare raise a hand to me? You insect!"

"Why did you rescue me? I betrayed you, took over your evil plan, and then failed."

"Thank you, master!"

"Argh! Thank you again!! Hotter than the first!"

"Ah, come on. He didn't even have a cup."

"That's right, tough guy! Unless you want to buy a new stationery, you respect the master!!"

"Crash, you fool! You are too late! It's time to drop the doom hammer on you. Eh, the doom hammer of doom... upon you, and... LET'S JUST DANCE, BABY!"

"I need some sort of tasty treat. Bring me maple syrup!"

"I should stick a missile in YOUR head for that!"

"Of course not! Disgusting, filthy bandicoots! I hate them with cheese."

"They made it here! Now they can help us save Dr. Cortex! / Don't be ridiculous, you stupid hominid! We're with Nina now! We're with the winner! / But Doctor Cortex is our friend... / You don't have any friends! He always kicked you in the tokus! And other... very... gentle spots! / But I liked it when he did that... / It was kinda fun... Listen: we make a deal with this filthy rodent and pie-nuts-face, and they help us save the master! Then we shower them with doom! / Yes! We shower them good! Right in the eyes!"

"I'll be good! I promise I'll be good! And once my precious master has been freed, I'll gladly betray you! You don't even look like a bandicoot!"

"That's right, stupids! You have to go to Uka Uka's lab and stop him. That's where they make all the delicious mutants! Maybe your revolting sister is there, too. Eww... girls..."

"I'll ruin you like I ruined my prom!"