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"Jerry: Ah, w-what's the problem, officer? Cop: Well, I was about to ask you. Jerry: Uh…m-m-my-my radiator must be leaking. I'm sorry about that. [opens car door; water copiously pours out of the vehicle; closes door] Cop: A radiator doesn't hold that much water. Jerry: Oh, uh…I-I-I-I'm-I must have drove through, uh, a car wash wi-with my windows open? Cop: Oh, well. That would do it. Jerry: Yeah. Cop: Well, roll up the windows next time. [returns to his car]"
"It is so fucking typical of you to create a problem like this when I finally have a chance to accomplish something—when I'm really into my work! I could really write my own ticket if I went back to Boulder now, couldn't I? Shovelling out driveways? Work in a car wash? Any of that appeal to you?"
"You see, I can not go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. [Van Wilder spits out his water] To-to-to smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby, you know? And get it waxed. You know, I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. You know, air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder."
"Phineas: We're gonna make the best dang car wash in the dang tristate area, dangit! …I can't really pull that off, can I? Ferb: You're not very "street"."
"Working at the car wash Working at the car wash, yeah Come on and sing it with me, car wash Sing it with the feeling now, car wash, yeah"
"We are drinking beer at noon on Tuesday In a bar that faces a giant car wash The good people of the world are washing their cars on their lunch break Hosing and scrubbing as best they can in skirts in suits"
"Otherwise the bar is ours The day and the night and the car wash, too"
"Car wash (also on Sundays)"
"Robots fucking in the middle of the car wash"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.