Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie

"Krupp: I’ve told you two a thousand times not to draw these idiotic comics!"

"Krupp: In my office, NOW!!!!!!"

"Krupp: This morning is school sign is supposed to read "Sewage Plant Field Trips are Today". So can either of you explain why it now reads... [pulls up the blinds revealing the school sign] "COME SEE MY HAIRY ARMPITS”?"

"Krupp: Get out of my office. NOW!!!"

"Krupp: Why am I soaking wet?!"

"Captain Underpants: How many A’s are there in "Tra-la-la"? [Professor Poopypants: What?] I will just go with eleven."

"Captain Underpants: Now, this is how you run a school!"

"Captain Underpants: Now, I take to the sky like an ostrich!"

"Krupp: For four long years, you two have been disrupting the carefully calibrated, drone-like beehive, that this elementary school is supposed to be. I may not be able to prove it yet. I am going to get you two, one day. One day, very, very soon."

"Krupp: Ever since you've attended this elementary school, you've been responsible for one prank after another."

"Captain Underpants: [repeated line] Tra-la-la!"

"Captain Underpants: Let is see. Underpants, check. [his underwear is tight] Captain, check. I'm pretty sure I'm Captain Underpants."

"Krupp: OH, WHERE IS THE RESPECT?!?! I AM YOUR PRINCIPAL!!!!!! [George: Wait, is he Krupp again?] GEORGE!!!!!!!! [Harold: Yup. I'm pretty sure he is.] HAROLD!!!!!!!! [Harold: How did that even happen?]"

"Krupp: You boys are in big trouble! [stuttering] I-I-I-I do not know how big yet, b-but I– [falls into a lawn chair] AH! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?! Where are my clothes?! WHERE ARE THEY?!"

"Captain Underpants: [from trailer while attacking an inflatable ape] I think I am starting to tire him out!"

"Krupp: You two... your friendship is... NO MORE."

"[repeated line] Freeze!"

"Hey, everybody. Wait, one second. Hi, I'm George Beard, and this is my best friend, Harold Hutchins. [Harold: Hey. Aww, man.] It is okay. We got more ideas. You see, Harold likes to draw, and I like to tell stories. And this old guy looking angry right here, well, this is the worst principal in the world, Mr. Krupp. [Harold: Mean old Mr. Krupp. He hates everything fun. Like comic books, recess, Christmas, and even kittens. Oh, my gosh! Did that really happen? [Harold: No, not technically. But it might as well have! Sorry, I'm still mad about the comic.] Yeah, me too. And unfreeze. [Mr. Krupp: In my office, now!]"

"Why are there robots at the mall? [Harold: Because this is the future! The future always has robots!] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Why are the robots shooting other robots?! Are not they supposing to be friends?!"

"Put the pen down, Mr. Krupp, or we will hypnotize you!"

"When I snap my fingers, you will obey our every command!"

"I DO NOT GET IT! I really thought breaking that ring would get rid of his powers!"

"Wow, he is super dumb."

"[noticing Harold favors dolphins] Wait, what? Why are you always sneaking dolphins into the movie?"

"Mean old Mr. Krupp."

"Sorry, I am still mad about the comic."

"Here we just hang out and make comics and try to make each other laugh."

"George, do something!"

"Mr. Krupp! I mean, Captain Underpants! You cannot actually fly!"

"Oh No. He’s Krupp again. [Krupp: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-]"

"[about Professor Poopypants] Yeah, it is like he's even more of a villain than Krupp."

"Yeah, when it is cuddled together like that you really get the sense of the scope."

"Because this is the future! The future always has robots."

"Sir... Are you saying your full name... is Pee-Pee Diarrheastein Poopypants Esquire?"

"HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!"

"[German accent] A science teacher? THE PERFECT COVER!!! [laughs sinisterly]"

"[to everyone] YOU KEEP YOUR STUPID AWARD!!!!!!!!!! I do not want it anymore!"

"Hiya, class! I am your cool new teacher, not some scary guy with an evil agenda."

"Yeah, scram, okay? We are closed for Ebola!"

"It cannot be! Their Hahaguffawchuckleamaluses, THEY ARE ENORMOUS!!!"

"WHY DO NOT YOU GO ON AND INVENT YOUR OWN SHRINKING AND ENLARGING RAY, IF YOU THINK YOU ARE SO SMART?!?! [calms down, noticing everyone staring] How much of that was out loud?"

"There is nothing funny about PROFESSOR PEE-PEE DIARHEASTEIN POOPYPANTS ESQUIRE!"

"I will now demonstrate, a prototype which I call, the Robotic Sock Matcher. [pushes button to match a pair of socks] Never waste time matching your own socks."

"My personal favorite, the Binder Binder. Having trouble organizing your binders? Well, look no further than this giant binder for binders. [slams binder shut]"

"I call him the Tattle Turtle two hundred. On the outside, he resembles a turtle. But on the inside... [pulls turtle is head off] Oh, look at his. IT IS A NANNY CAM!"

"[notices other students laughing at Professor Poopypants] What is so funny? I do not-I do not get it."

"[last words before his defeat] Yikes! Extra credit or survival? Extra credit or survival?! AAAUGH!! I CHOOSE SURVIVAL!!! [as he escapes from the Turbo Toilet 2000]"

"D'oh, Edith. Get your head out of the clouds!"

"Driver: Out of the road, bozo!"

"Captain Underpants: Why, thank you, vehicle person!"