Candy Land: The Great Lollipop Adventure

"Mom! I'm home!"

"This isn't even a game. There is no choice. There is no randomization. Once the first card has been drawn, the game is already over. All you can do is live with cards you have been dealt. There is no choice, only suffering."

"Bites, my carriage."

"[after his plan fails last words] No, no, no! Oh, lollipops!"

"Gramma Nut: Uh-oh!"

"Mr. Mint: Holy strawberries, are we in a jam!"

"King Kandy: Your journey is over, Jib. Now you must face me in combat."