Cabin Fever (2002 film)

"Jeff! Jeff, it's the water! Wherever you are, don't drink the water!"

"That guy asked for our help, and we lit him on fire! You'll understand if I'm not in a particularly social mood."

"[A stranger has just emerged from the woods with a dog that's barking threateningly] Wait... Is your dog friendly?"

"[While washing her face in the bathroom, Marcy discovers a suspicious pair of sores on her back where Paul had been grabbing her when they had sex.] Jesus, Paul, you really did a number on my back!"

"I don't want any of us getting sick, but you two fuckin' fuckers insist on touching her, now she's bleeding all over both you guys! So you two can fuckin rot, but not me, no fuckin way not me! [Jeff runs off carrying beer]"

"[yelling] I made it! I made it! I knew I'd make it! I fucking made it! [he is shot by the police]"

"Deputy Winston: You know what it's like when you go to a new town, and you're the new guy? All the girls see you walking down the street. They don't know you've got five pounds of ding-a-ling meat. They're looking for no commitment. You understand what I'm saying? I've heard that theory before. This is that town!"

"Old Man Cadwell: [The visiting out-of-town college students have just found a jar of fox piss on the shelves of eccentric Old Man Cadwell's shop.] Oh Lord, don't drop that! If you do, that's powerful stuff! All the foxes around would come down here, you'd have friends like you'd never had before."

"Terror In The Flesh"

"Cabin Fever... Catch It!"

"Catch The Fever!"

"Who Will Survive The Fever"

"Rider Strong - Paul"

"Jordan Ladd - Karen"

"Joey Kern - Jeff"

"Cerina Vincent - Marcy"

"James DeBello - Bert"

"Eli Roth - Justin/Grimm"

"Giuseppe Andrews - Winston"

"Arie Verveen - The Hermit"

"Robert Harris - Old Man Cadwell"

"Hal Courtney - Tommy"

"Matthew Helms - Dennis"