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"Charlie Sheen — Charlie"
"Ever Wanted To Be Someone Else?"
"Be All That Someone Else Can Be."
"John Cusack — Craig Schwartz"
"Cameron Diaz — Lotte Schwartz"
"Catherine Keener — Maxine"
"John Malkovich — John Horatio Malkovich"
"Orson Bean — Dr. Lester"
"Mary Kay Place — Floris (Lester's secretary/receptionist)"
"Do you see what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is?"
"Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate."
"I'd fuck me. [Watching television documentary on his puppeteering when he's in John Malkovich's body.]"
"Maxine. Maxine. I love you, Maxine. Oh, look away. Look away [Looking through Emily's eyes at the end]"
"Do you have any idea what it's like to have two people look at you, with total lust and devotion, through the same pair of eyes?"
"Behind the stubble and the too-prominent brow and the male-pattern baldness... I sensed your feminine longing. And it just slew me."
"Sounds great. Who the fuck is John Malkovich?"
"Help! He's locking me in a cage!"
"Don't stand in the way of my actualization as a man."
"I have been to the dark side. I have seen a world that no man should see."
"That portal is mine, and it must be sealed forever for the love of God!"
"It's my head, Schwartz! It's my head!"
"Truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy."
"Maybe she's using you to channel some dead lesbian lover."
"Hot lesbian witches! Think about it! It's fucking genius!"
"You're nuts to let a girl go that calls you Lotte, I tell you that as a friend."
"Dr. Lester: Forever doomed to watch the world through someone else's eyes."
"Ever wanted to be someone else? Now you can."
"Craig Schwartz: "Ziemlich rührend, oder?" Maxine: "Verlogene sentimentale Scheiße...""
"Dr. Lester: "Eine spitzenmäßige Kraft, Floris. Ich frage mich, wie sie mit meinem Sprachfehler zurecht kommt." Craig Schwartz: "Sie haben überhaupt keinen Sprachfehler, Sir." Dr. Lester: "Schmeichelein bringen einen überall weiter, mein Junge.""
"Ich denke, die Welt teilt sich in zwei Lager: die, die sich nehmen, was sie wollen, und die, die es nicht tun."
"Zur Zeit bin ich ziemlich einsam in meinem Turm der nicht nachvollziehbaren Sprache..."
"Hauptdarsteller:"
"Erschienen: 1999"
"Genre: Comedy"
"Drehbuch: Charlie Kaufman"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.