Batman: Arkham Asylum

"Are you enjoying the extra dose, little Bat?"

"At the end of fear, oblivion."

"When I first heard the Joker aimed to take over this bughouse, like many of us, I thought he was crazy. When he outlined his vision of a hospital dedicated to ensuring inmates remain loopy for as long as possible, I thought he was wacky. But when he held me down and razor cut a new smile on my face, I decided he had a point; Situated in a small island in Gotham Bay, we stop at nothing to making sure no screwballs fly the coop."

"What are you, Batman? Chicken?"

"I see anything that looks even a little bit like a bat and this guard dies. Do you hear me?"

"Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?"

"You failed. Now, suffer!"

"Our new patient ward is "manned" by Waylon Jones. I'm assured that he's cured almost every patient sent to him, and boasts empty beds in all his wards."

"Why fight it, Batman? You're as crazy as the rest of us. You need us just as much as we need you."

"You married your wife because you were scared of dying alone. You had children because you're scared you won't leave behind anything important. You go to doctors because you're scared of dying... need I go on?"

"Now, madness takes you forever."

"What's the matter, little bat? Do you need your mommy?"

"Our head of research, Dr. Crane, has made no real progress, but he seems to enjoy his work so, what the hell."

"Sharpie loves his cameras. Hey, Sharpie! You getting my good side? But heck, they're all good, aren't they?"

"Not so tight, boys. You'll crease the suit. [Strapped to a gurney]"

"This old man looks like he's gonna pee himself. Someone bring me a bucket."

"Really, I don't mind walking! [Taken by Arkham Guards]"

"Yo, Frank-ay. How's the wife and kids. Ya miss me? [Frank Boles]"

"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain"

"I'm fine. I eat punks like these for breakfast."

"I'm telling you, the state of the wiring in these federal facilities is shocking. My boys over there could have been hurt in that unfortunate fire. [Blackgate Prison]"

"Oh, it's my favorite show. "I'm Warden Idiot." "You'll never escape. "[Pulls funny face while speaking and laughs]"

"Boo! [Laugh]"

"Need to take my temperature? I'd be happy to drop my pants."

"Can you smell the excitement in the air? No? Huh. Must have been one of the guards then. Croc old boy, is that you? [Killer Croc]"

"That reminds me. I really need to get me some new shoes. [After encountering Killer Croc]"

"Whee! Great night for a party!"

"Ha ha! The night is young, Bats. I still have a trick or two up my sleeve. I mean, don't you think it's a little bit funny how a fire at Blackgate caused hundreds of my crew to be moved here?"

"Oh, Frankie! You really should learn to keep that fat mouth of yours shut. It'll get you into trouble!"

"Oh, nothing much. Hundreds dying in pain and fear. All their meaningless lives brought to a horrifying conclusion. All thanks to you and a book of matches. Was that the answer you wanted?"

"Hey, Sharpie! Love what you've done with the place! [Warden Quincy Sharp]"

"'What's up, doc? Pencil me in for tomorrow at four. We've got a lot of catching up to do. [Dr. Penelope Young]"

"There'll be time enough for you later, Cash. Speaking of time, tick, tock, tick, tock. Is that a crocodile I hear? [Aaron Cash]"

""Stand back, fool! I've got a bomb...Oh, right. Heh, heh, heh..." [Remembered why Batman captured him]"

"I am Vengeance!"

"Oh, I forgot to say. Just in case you were planning on following me, I've arranged a little insurance. Gordon is on his way to Harley as we speak."

"Silly Bat! I don't want to escape. I'm having way too much fun. I even have you here to keep a smile on my face."

"Ooo, whatcha sneak in with you, Bats? C'mon. Tell me, tell me! Batarangs? Batclaws? Ooo, Bat snacks?"

"If I see you trying to follow me, he dies. Harley's looking forward to it. Maybe I'll film it and post it on the internet."

"I'm sorry. I've looked everywhere, but I can only find his head! I'll get back to you when I find the rest of him."

"Hey, Bats. I know you can hear me. I've got a little something for you to listen to. Harley and Frank are nearly out of the building with the old man. How are they going to get past all those guards? Let's have a listen, shall we?"

"Stop flirting with the hired help, Harley."

"Did you hear that, Bats? Sounds like Frankie is working out just fine! Another valuable employee for the organization."

"Good. Our friendly neighborhood rodent is on his way. You need to set a trap. He must not leave this building. Do you understand me?"

"I hope you keep your promises, boy. I'd hate to go and punish your family just to teach you a lesson. I can promise you they won't be laughing."

"Just do it! And have fun, I know I will."

"Oh, look who it is! Are your pointy ears burning?"

"I suppose I'd better tell my boys you're on the way. Hey, maybe I won't...It'll be a nice surprise!"

"Joker here with a quick update on what's new in the asylum."

"You were expecting maybe Two-Face?"