Around the World in 80 Days (2004 film)

"We are not giving up! I almost died! You almost died! We take the next ship and win that bet!"

"Twenty-six minutes ago, a ship left Dover for Paris. From there, the thief takes the Orient Express, where he transfers to a steamer from Istanbul to India. In little over a month, that man could be in China."

"[about Passepartout hitting buildings and statues of Paris while hanging on the rope of the balloon] Very impressive. I'd have let go by now."

"This is what happens when you leave home. You meet... people!"

"Here comes Mr. Grumpy... and the Leather-ettes."

"I am a British citizen, I have nothing to fear! [Gunshot goes off in background] Except bullets."

"[after drinking too much Chinese liquor] I am going to be abominably ill."

"I travelled the world for inspiration, and found it in a man who lives what he dreams."

"[upon seeing General Fang's knife shoe embedded in his red book of rules] Yes, well... rules are made to be broken. Or... stabbed by a... spikey shoe."

"It's not supposed to be accurate. The artist views reality through imagination rather than simply recording it. It is called impressionism."

"And with this draft to develop new applications for copper wire, Dr Ramsey invented this. [displays a Slinky made of copper, then starts speaking with a dark voice] Needless to say, the Royal Academy of Science declared this crackpot "mentally incompetent" and he was duly dispatched to a lunatic asylum."

"[referring to General Fang] A female General?! What sort of pathetic man takes orders from a woman? [The camera pans out to show a picture of Queen Victoria]"

"We live in a golden age, Fogg. Everything worth discovering has been discovered. Yet ridiculous dreamers like you insist on a past filled with "dinosaurs" and "evolution", and on a future filled with "motorized vehicles", "radio waves" and "flying machines"."

"What's the point in hiring a corrupt inspector if he can't even abuse the law properly?!"

"This is the Royal Academy of Science! We don't need to prove anything! Besides, by the time you get out of jail, you'll have lost this wager."

"Oh, boo-hoo! So what if I did try to kill Phileas Fogg? What are you gutless peons going to do about it?! I hold all the power! I run everything! So which of you half-wits is going to stop me? You?! You?! You?! [Little girl: "The Queen!"] The Queen?! [laughing] Oh, the Queen! That inbred, antiquated old cow! [as Queen Victoria arrives behind him, looking unamused] The only way she could stop me is if she sat on me! With her big, fat royal bottom! [laughs more, then stops nervously] She's behind me, isn't she?"

"Jackie Chan - Lau "Passepartout" Xing"

"Steve Coogan - Phileas Fogg"

"Cécile de France - Monique La Roche"

"Jim Broadbent - Lord Kelvin"

"Ewen Bremner - Inspector Fix"

"Kathy Bates - Queen Victoria"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger - Prince Hapi"

"Ian McNeice - Colonel Kitchener"

"Karen Joy Morris - General Fang"

"Roger Hammond - Lord Rhodes"

"David Ryall - Lord Salisbury"

"Mark Addy - Steamer Captain"

"Richard Branson - Balloon Man"

"John Cleese - Grizzled Sergeant"

"Will Forte - Young Bobby"

"Macy Gray - Sleeping French Woman"

"Sammo Hung - Wong Fei Hung"

"Rob Schneider - San Francisco Hobo"

"Luke Wilson - Orville Wright"

"Owen Wilson - Wilbur Wright"

"Daniel Wu - Bak Mei"