Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging

"Look, I can't go out with you, because... because... because I'm a lesbian."

"In case you haven't noticed, I'm a woman now. I wear a bra!"

"Libby! Stop putting Angus in the fridge."

"Libby, this is Robbie. Libby! Stop licking Robbie! She thinks she's part cat."

"I already feel fed up with boys... and I haven't had anything to do with them yet!"

"I'm not boy lingual yet."

"4: I don't care anymore about looking perfect, it's so overrated! And 5: I don't need a nose job or blond hair, 'cause my sex-god boyfriend likes me JUST the way I am! Result!"

"I don't want to be surrounded by sheep and hobbits!"

"Dave the Laugh: [to Georgia] You're beautiful."

"Rosie Barnes: [after seeing Lindsay's thong] That is shocking."

"Dave the Laugh: Nunga nungas!"

"Rosie Barnes: Phwoar, they are gods!"

"Georgia Nicholson is not mental, but her life is."

"Georgia Groome - Georgia big nose"

"Aaron Johnson - Robbie Jennings"

"Karen Taylor - Connie Nicolson"

"Alan Davies - Bob Nicolson"

"Eleanor Tomlinson - Jas"

"Manjeeven Grewal - Ellen"

"Georgia Henshaw - Rosie"

"Kimberley Nixon - Lindsay"

"Sean Bourke - Tom"

"Tommy Bastow - Dave"