Anachronox

"Damnation! I've pored through half these books and I'm no closer to discovering the missing link. It's all superstition with no basis in reality. I came here looking for science and found religion instead... And these infernal bugs are everywhere! One nearly crawled up my goose pipe!"

"Wanna see my batteries?"

"I am Paco!"

"Oh, piffle!"

"Well what the hell are we supposed to do about it? Six losers against an army of chaos...?! Why doesn't Order send some reinforcement, or something?"

"Stop hitting me with that thing, or I'm gonna belt you back. OW! I mean it!"

"About time - Been freezing my butt off! (at Stiletto) Now gimme a hug, I need some body heat..."

"(at Paco) What happened to your hair?"

"I'm a professional!"

"Let me guess, you inexplicably keep the solution somewhere really dangerous."

"I'm your man - I'm experienced and expensive... Available!"

"(at PAL-18) Then let's burn rubber, kid. Two on the town, just like the old days!"

"You know the difference between you and the you five minutes ago? The you five minutes ago had five minutes to live."

"... Sly Boots, the MASTER OF TIME AND SPACE!"

"Oh, cry me a river, sister. You blew up the planet with that little experiment of yours!"

"Gnash them snappers, kid; I got a sock that eats like a meal. This putrid, unwashed, puss-soaked, blood-crusted sock was fermenting around a gangrenous stump of a foot for eight and half months. This is the chewiest, smelliest sock you'll ever have the luck to nosh on. And you're just a short Q&A away from suckin' this baby dry!"

"You're gonna hit me, aren't you?"