Advance Wars

"It's time for Waylon to do some whalin'!"

"Easy, brother man! I paid a lot for this haircut, and you're spittin' all over it. So how goes the charity work? Keeping busy making soup and handing out blankets?"

"Time out, Captain Courageous! You want Waylon to join forces with YOU? Listen to me now. I think you're a good man. I'll even give you a standing ovation. Clap, clap. But if you think I'm going to do charity work, you need to think again! I didn't survive the meteors just to risk myself fora bunch of chumps!"

"The weak disgust me."

"That wasn't even worth the trouble."

"Come on! At least fight back!"

"Enemy coordinates entered... now let's enjoy the show!"

"After countless failed experiments, I finally realized my ambition. I then used my own clones to further my research! Do you know what it is like to watch yourself die? ...It is FASCINATING!"

"What is life? It is merely a protein based mechanism built for energy consumption... It is nothing special really."

"[You are all]...useless, abject failures!"

"Get the plates, 'cause you just got served!"

"You got dropped like a phat beat!"

"We served Black Hole a hot bowl of smack down soup! WOOOOO!"

"[talking about the Megatank] If they can make a monster tank like that, Green Earth must be a freaky place."

"Dude. You couldn't be more of a loser! You only care about yourself! You're not thinking about the land or anyone else. That kind of thing will only lead to your own destruction!"

"I'll tell you something, Sasha... No one will ever do this again. If some enemy appears and tries to wreck everything all over again... I won't lose. I will fight for the tiny life that has blossomed in this great land... ...Word."

"Another one down... Who's next?"

"Don't take me lightly just because I'm cute!"

"Don't hate me just because I'm lucky!"

"Lady luck was with me!"

"Ha! Too bad for you!"

"...And that's how it's done."

"[before battling Lash] I do believe I'm being taunted. Sami? Bring her to me... alive."

"I may be old, but I can still rumble!"

"Battles cost too much!"

"Rematches are free!"

"Thank you, come again!"

"Running away won't prove anything, soldier! Stand ground now!"

"Pass me my wrench!"

"I haven't even cranked the engine yet!"

"You're pretty tough! Let's fight again!"

"I can fix anything!"

"What's an airport, again?"

"[After Sami mentions Wars World's continents] Really? Continents?"

"It's time for a tune up."

"We're in charge of the land campaign. Wohoo! I'm ready to go!"

"Bad guys better run when andy's on the field."

"I won, well we won!"

"I'm the hero of today!"

"That takes care of that! Where's my next battle?"

"You want to fight me? I'll pound you!"

"Check out these guns!"

"This'll be as easy as falling out of bed!"

"I'm just saying that people who don't know anything... don't know nothin'!"

"I'll crush you like a paper cup!"

"A commando never gives up..."

"Commandos always complete their mission."

"Score one for the grunts!"

"Let the winds of war bring snow!"

"Where there is life, there is hope!"