Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

"[imitating 'Star Trek'] Captain's log, stardate 23.9, rounded off to the... nearest decimal point. We've... traveled back in time to save an ancient species from... total annihilation. So far... no... signs of aquatic life, but I'm going to find it. If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've... GOT TO, MISTER!"

"[finding a pet shark where he expected a dolphin] Not Snowflake! Not Snowflake!"

"[trying to figure out the connection between Lt. Einhorn and Ray Finkle, but sees his pet dog sitting on the Finkle photograph, and deduces something by the dog's hair making it look as if Finkle has woman's hair.] What the...that's it. That's it. Einhorn is Finkle. Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a MAN! [remembering Einhorn had kissed him] OH MY GOD! EINHORN IS A MAN?! [goes to vomit in the bathroom] It wasn't a gun! It wasn't a gun!"

"Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura"

"Courteney Cox - Melissa Robinson"

"Sean Young - Lt. Lois Einhorn / Ray Finkle"

"Tone Loc - Emilio"

"Dan Marino - Himself"

"Noble Willingham - Riddle"

"Troy Evans - Roger Podacter"

"John Capodice - Aguado"

"Mark Margolis - Mr. Shickadance"