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"You can't avoid this, kid. This is what we do."
"I'm suddenly not entirely sure where I stand with you."
"So you owe me... Only kidding. I'm NHS; free of charge!"
"Nothing wrong with peace and respite, Samson."
"When the infected attack, what do they see? What do they think they're attacking?"
"Samson! Did it work, my friend? Were you lost and now are found?"
"So why would you think that I was...? Oh, you-- My skin color. The bones. Well, you can relax; I'm not Satan."
"I remember details. Events and people. But what it was actually like to live with shops and fridges and telephones and personal computers? I have no real memory of that at all. That said, I do remember there was a sense of certainty. The world had a-- an order. A way about it. There were dramas and upheavals, inevitably, but the foundations... They seemed unshakable."
"Okay, let's turn this up to eleven."
"Are you watching, Father? Master. Dark Lord. Are you ready to see if the boy has what it takes to be a Finger? Good! Okay. Fight."
"Do you not know the Teletubbies? Ah, they're glorious! They had televisions on their tums. And on television, they viewed themselves, but with another television on their tums, which they also viewed themselves on. And so on and so on, ad infinitum."
"[introducing himself after the other Jimmies have] Roberto Calamari. Fuckin' tough crowd. It's a joke! I'm Jimmy, too. We're all Jimmy."
"And so, Old Nick released His demons unto the world of man. And the World of Man fell before the demons, and his world became like the guttering candle flame. And God did nothing, for He was invisible and couldnae punch His way out of a paper fucking bag anyway. And so, the world of man became Old Nick's dominion. And his dominion was hell. How's that? [Jimmies: How's that?] Then, Old Nick did speak to His favored son, whose name was Jimmy Crystal. And He said unto Jimmy, "You are now Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. And you shall be My Right Hand, which shall be strong. And you shall have Seven Fingers, and each Finger shall be a claw. And you shall offer Charity to the World of Man. And for this, you alone shall be My heir, and your Seven Fingers shall hold your crown!" How's that? [Jimmies: How's that?] I am Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. Favored son of Old Nick. These are my Fingers. We travel the land. We search for souls to deliver to my Father. And we offer you... Charity. Jimmies. [Jimmies: Yes, sir?] Today's Charitable Act shall be... the Removal of the Shirt."
"I'm Jimmy. [...] Actually, Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal, but no. You're good. Uh, Jimmy's fine."
"If my mother and sisters had hid in the church, they'd have been alright, but they stayed at home and got their heads caved in. [...] [My Father] was leading the infected, Ian. He was leading the demons on the charge. A great army with Him at the fore. He always said Charity starts at home."
"I can't hear His voice. Why can't I hear His voice, Ian?"
"Father! Why have You forsaken me? Why have You forsaken me, Father?"
"Samson: Moon."
"Samson: Sorry, I don't... I don't have a ticket."
"Fear is the new faith."
"Change is coming."
"Alfie Williams - Spike"
"Ralph Fiennes - Dr. Ian Kelson"
"Erin Kellyman - Jimmy Ink / Kelli"
"Jack O'Connell - Sir Jimmy Crystal"
"Chi Lewis-Parry - "Samson""
"Cillian Murphy - Jim"
"Maiya Eastmond - Sam"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.