Destroy All Humans! 2

"Crypto: Yeah, I want to put down fifty large on the Niners?"

"Takoshima Police Woman: Silly prank caller, we use neon!"

"Japanese Schoolgirl: Best thing about being eighteen years old? I be this age forever!"

"Officer Johnson: Yes, but there's a two dollar surcharge... wait, what?"

"Crypto: Ever hear of someone called Sherlock Holmes?"

"Crypto: How many Takoshimese does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

"Leonid: Pull yourself together, Leonid! Khrushchev always said, "The proletariat are like dogs; they can smell fear! Even in a vacuum, nyet?""

"Japanese Female: I would like to continue affair with kamikaze pilot Hideki-san, but just feel like relationship has no future..."

"African-American Hippie: Yeah, it's big."

"Crypto: Do you deliver?"

"Albion Policeman: So YOU'RE the bastard who shut off our electricity!"

"Albion Police Officer: 5 PM on the dot everyday! And that's when I finish work too!"

"Albion Policeman: There's no such officer here! And yes, I urinate with no obstructions whatsoever!"

"Takoshima Police Woman: Moshi moshi! Takoshima Defense Force!"

"Black Ninja: You’ll die now, dragon!"

"Leonid: Oh God, how am I going to face them all? They're fed up with this place - and I can't blame them! We sold our principles to a race of... of GIANT SPACE CRABS FROM MARS! It's the oldest cliché in the book! Oh, I am not fit to be a Soviet hero..."

"Japanese Female: Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto... FOR NOTHING!"

"Japanese Female: Husband pacifist! Never in army! So why he always say he "going commando"?"

"Secret Agent: Is the world ready for a gay super spy? I didn't think so. Back in the closet, Double-Oh-Pooftah!"

"African-American Hippie: Dead honky."

"Crypto: Hey! Why the long face?"

"Officer Johnson: Please call back when you have an original joke, sir."

"Officer Johnson: Black polyester, sir. And I'm going commando."

"Crypto: Is your fridge running?"

"Albion Police Officer: Scotland Yard here, state your emergency."

"Crypto: When do you...get off?"

"Albion Policeman: Why, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle! Good to hear from you!"

"Crypto: Inspector Freely, please?"

"Crypto: May I speak to officer Michael Hunt?"

"Albion Policeman: What part of "T for Teen" don't you understand, sir?"

"Black Ninja: For great justice! (reference to the introduction scene in the game Zero Wing)."

"Black Ninja: Prepare yourself for death!"

"Albion Female Hippie: Me mind says John; me body says Paul; me soul says George. So why do I always end up going home with Ringo?"

"Albion Male Urban: My mind says David Frost, but my body says Benny Hill."

"Japanese Male: Should I join White Ninja, or Black Ninja? On one hand, White Ninja are in glorious harmony with universe. On other hand, Black Ninja get to live on island north of Takoshima City. White Ninja get spiritual fulfillment. Black Ninja get paid. Black Ninja."

"Japanese Male: Excuse me, may I kiss the sky!"

"Japanese Female: Geisha should not have such bad reputation. They go down in history! In fact, they very good at going down! Haha! Zing!"

"Japanese Female: Why co-eds always wear such short skirts? Nothing sexy about prying thighs from frozen park bench!"

"Japanese Schoolgirl: Maybe tomorrow I will eat something. Naaaah..."

"Japanese Schoolgirl: Tomorrow I wearing pants, dammit!"

"KGB Cosmonaut: Die, you Astro bastard!"

"African-American Hippie: Cracker."

"African-American Hippie: Honky."

"Officer Johnson: Police headquarters, Officer Johnson."

"Officer Johnson: What?"

"Crypto: I'm lookin' for Mr. Jass, first name Hugh."

"Officer Johnson: I can cover that, sir."

"Crypto: What are you wearing?"

"Albion Policeman: Scotland Yard here. State your emergency."

"Crypto: Do you like scary movies?"