Aquamarine (film)

"I can see we have to take this slowly. Mer... maid. Mermaid. Fabled marine creature, half-woman, half-fish, best known for sitting on rocks, staring into mirrors, and obsessively combing our long, beautiful hair. Blah, blah, blah."

"When you help a mermaid, you get a wish."

"He still chooses her over me? She's a FISH!"

"Give me your car keys... now!"