"[to Grady after losing at rock-paper-scissors] No! Rock rips through paper!"

"[yelling to Grady] Will you shut up and get off the damn ground!"

"Goddamn worms never give you a break!"

"[to Grady] Doesn't anything get you down?"

"[as Burt arrives] That ain't no Graboid. It's something even more dangerous!"

"I am completely out of ammo. That's never happened to me before."

"[referring to his weapons] When you need it, and don't have it, [pause] you sing a different tune."

"You know Grady, some people think I'm overprepared, paranoid, maybe even a little crazy. But they never met any Pre-C…"

"Doing what I can with what I got."

"[referring to the shriekers] You mean they've been acting so smart because they're so stupid?"