"Ahhhh this motherfucker said ice cream, B!"

"[Thurgood when finished with work] Free!!"

"I'm sexy... I'm a scholar... people like me"

"You guys smoke ENTIRELY too much reefer."

"I got some booty, I got some booty!"

"Let me tell you something: I love weed. I love it! But not as much as I love pussy!"

"Abba Zabba....You're my only friend"

"I'm right behind you. Turn around and ask me for a heffer with cheese, yo. Why you gotta make me feel inferior cause …"

"[To each of his fellow burger employees] Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, [To the old lady customer] you're cool, [the o…"

"Nasty Nate: So the next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail...FRUIT!"