"I simply love what you've done with the place. Heavy Metal meets House and Garden. [laughs] Beautiful! [Takes one of …"

"[before falling to his death] Yes, of course you're right, Bruce. Emotions are always the enemy of true justice...tha…"

"[sees Bruce Wayne entering from cubicle] Oh my God, it's him! [to himself] I am a winner. I am a winner. I am a winne…"

"[after knocking out Stickley with a kettle] Caffeine'll KILL YA!"

"[After flipping his coin to decide whether to kill someone] Ah, fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses, or in …"

"[After Robin saves him so he can be imprisoned] Oh, good boy. Good boy. The Bat has taught you very well to be noble.…"

"One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Babies starve, politicians grow fat. Holy men are martyred, and junkies…"

"WHY CAN'T YOU JUST DIE?!"

"The Bat's stubborn refusal to expire...IS DRIVING US INSANE!!"

"Has anybody ever told you you have a SERIOUS IMPULSE CONTROL PROBLEM?!?!"