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"Mike JudgeâPrincipal McVicker"
"Mike JudgeâThomas T. "Tom" Anderson"
"Mike JudgeâButt-head"
"Mike JudgeâBeavis"
"Kurt Loderâhimself"
"Adam WelshâStewart Stevenson"
"Rottilio MichieliâTodd Ianuzzi"
"This is the coolest thing I have ever seen."
"Hey, Beavis. Check it out. I'm jacking off."
"The sun sucks."
"Mike JudgeâBeavis / Butt-head / Thomas T. "Tom" Anderson / Principal McVicker / David Van Driessen"
"Demi MooreâDallas Grimes"
"Bruce WillisâMuddy Grimes"
"Robert StackâATF Agent Flemming"
"Cloris LeachmanâMartha (Old Lady)"
"Dale ReevesâPresident Bill Clinton"
"Greg KinnearâATF Agent Bork (uncredited)"
"David Letterman and Tony DarlingâMĂśtley CrĂźe roadies"
"Kristofor BrownâMan on plane / Man in confession booth / Old guy / Jim"
"Eric BogosianâOld Faithful ranger / White House press secretary / Strategic Air Command lieutenant"
"Jacqueline BarbaâAgent Hurly"
"Pamela BlairâFlight attendant / White House tour guide"
"Richard LinklaterâTour bus driver"
"Chief, this just came in. Two days ago, Express Airways had a disturbance by someone calling himself Cornholio. Guess who matches the description."
"Well, look what we have here. You two make me sick. Book 'em, Bork."
"[about to kill Beavis and Butt-head when he realized he mistook them for hitmen after he found them in the desert] Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this. Any last words before I kill you?"
"[about to kill Beavis and Butt-head when he realized he mistook them for hitmen after he found them in the desert] I'm gonna blow you both to Hell, that's what I'm gonna do!"
"10 Grand. Oh, that Cheap-Ass."
"[as his Cornholio persona] Are you threatening me? â I am Cornholio!"
"I am the great Cornholio! â I'm a gringo! â I have no bunghole."
"I am Cornholio! â You will cooperate with my bunghole! â For there is but one bunghole: the almighty bunghole."
"Hey Butt-head, this book is pretty cool. There's a naked chick, a talking snake, and this dude wears a leaf over his schlong."
"Hey, baby. I noticed you have braces. I have braces, too."
"Frog Baseball (1992)"
"Mike JudgeâCoach Buzzcut"
"Tracy GrandstaffâDaria Morgendorffer"
"Mike JudgeâDavid Van Driessen"