"My name is Steve. And as a child, I yearned for the mines. But it didn't really work out. So, I did a terrible thing...I grew up. Yep, that's me. Same shirt, same pants. The only thing missing was my soul."

"Creativity in this world is key to survival."

"First we mine, then we craft. Let's Minecraft!"

"Oh, these dudes? They're the villagers, they are just chill guys, they like to chill, trade and eat buttloads of bread. They love crushin' loaf."

"Flint and steel!"

"Relax, That is an iron golem, don't worry about them, they are friendly, up until you start messing with the villagers, don't ever do that!"

"Kid, anything you can dream about here, you can make. Zero limits. You know what I'm talking about."

"This is a crafting table. Here's how it works. You place these elements in different patterns, and kaboom! You got yourself a sweet blade!"

"[About the Nether] There was no joy or creativity at all. Just a mindless lust for gold."

"Don't fall for it, Gar-Gar! That baby's got the heart of a demon!"

"Chicken jockey!"

"Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison. Gamer of the Year, 1989. Whatever. I barely think about it."

"Fear is just weakness hijacking your body's cockpit."

"We’re not in Idaho anymore. I think this is Wyoming."

"Listen, kid. The point is, there's no "I" in team. But there are two in winning."

"Tell my story in song. Keep it metal. Keep it heavy. Real instruments."

"Jason Momoa – Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison"

"Jack Black – Steve"

"Sebastian Hansen – Henry"

"Jennifer Coolidge – Vice Principal Marlene"

"– Malgosha"

"– Daryl and Bruce"

"Jared Hess – General Chungus"

"[after hearing about Victor and the Corpse Bride] Hmm. I believe I know the thing to do. Come with me. [snuffs out his candle by hand]"

"[about Victoria] She's speaking in tongues. Of unholy alliances! Her mind has come undone, I fear."

"I now pronounce you man and wife."

"[in front of a crowd of skeletons] Begone, ye demons from Hell! Back to the void from whence you came! You shall not enter here! Back! BACK!!!"

"What a story it is. A tragic tale of romance, passion, and a murder most foul!"

"[his eye rolls to the other side of his head] Hit it, boys. ["Remains of the Day" plays]"

"Hey! Hold on there! I love a woman with meat on her bones. Heh heh heh heh heh!"

"Why go up there when people are dying to get down here?"

"I have it. A Ukrainian Haunting Spell! Just the thing for these quick trips."

"Dearly beloved, and departed, we are gathered here today to join this man and this corpse in marriage."

"Victor would have to give up the life he had forever. He would have to repeat his vows in the Land of the Living, and drink from the Wine of Ages. This would stop his heart forever. Only then would he be free to give it to you."

"If I hadn't just been sitting in it, I would say that you've lost your mind!"

"[pushing out the Corpse Bride's eye so he can look for Victor] I'll keep an eye out for him. [spots Victor] There he goes! There he goes! He's-He's getting away! Quick! Quick, after him!"

"[to a villager] You don't know me, but I used to live in your dead mother."

"HEAR YE, HEAR YE! 10 MINUTES TO GO TILL VAN DORT'S WEDDING REHEARSAL!"

"HEAR YE, HEAR YE! REHEARSAL IN RUINS AS VAN DORT BOY CAUSES CHAOS! [sees Victor, and makes it a point to let him know] FISHY FIANCÈ COULD BE CANNED! EVERGLOTS ALL "FIRED UP" AS VAN DORT DISASTER RUINS REHEARSAL!"

"HEAR YE, HEAR YE! VICTOR VAN DORT SEEN THIS NIGHT ON THE BRIDGE IN THE ARMS OF A MYSTERY WOMAN! THE DARK-HAIRED TEMPTRESS AND MASTER VAN DORT SLIPPED AWAY INTO THE NIGHT! And now the weather: scattered showers..."

"VICTOR VAN DORT ELOPES WITH CORPSE! HEARTBROKEN BRIDE TO WED WEALTHY NEWCOMER!"

"In other news...THE DEAD WALK THE EARTH!!!"

"Rising to the occasion."

"There's been a grave misunderstanding..."

"Can a heart still break once it's stopped beating?"

"Johnny Depp as Victor Van Dort"

"Helena Bonham Carter as Emily"

"Emily Watson as Victoria Everglot"

"Tracey Ullman as Nell Van Dort"