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April 10, 2026
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"The Great Escape"
"Quest for Fantasy"
"A Chris by Any Other Name"
"Springoween"
"Frosty King"
"Enter Destiny"
"Joanie Loves Terry"
"Salem, My Salem"
"Viking Days"
"Ace's Wild"
"Julie: Oh, Gawwwd! Let me guess! Iām supposed to be dressed as every cheer leader, prom queen and circus acrobat who ever turned you down for a date! And as I beg and whimper you finally achieve some sort of tawdry sexual revenge?"
"Julie: If all this baroque posturing is supposed to be threatening me, itās pretty lamo-o. I mean, you can kill me sureā¦so can every crackhead on my blockā¦nut you sure arenāt scaring me me!"
"Maxx: Dead. I awoke from the daydream of the wild place and teeth were at my throat! So I awoke and slew. But Julie is still kidnapped and the Jungle Queen is insane! I didnāt protect either of them. I failed. I wish it was time for Cheers but itās not. Itās time for vengeance!"
"Maxx: The pounding in my head is like an ice pick, but I canāt stop! One minute I saw Julie Winters in my mind, dressed as the Leopard Queen and insaneā¦The next I was back here, still chasing this little monster! The gawkers glare at me. Since to them the Isz looks like a 96 year old grand motherā¦But I know it is a tool of the evil sorcerer, Mr. Gone, who is a serial rapist and murderer! He will destroy the city unless I stop him! Of course, maybe they are all staring at me cause I think I just said that all of that out loud, oops ."
"Maxx: I hate to wake up to someone elseās nightmare. I especially hate waking up in someone elseās bathroom. And whatās worse, that bathroom has leaky pipes! I donāt know why I know this is a bathroom. I am king of the wildplaces. I shouldnāt know anything, about pipes and gashets and traps and valvesā¦but I do. Just like I know that dream was not my dream! It belonged to the Leopard Queen, in some way I canāt explain."
"Mr. Gone: You see, I know about the dream⦠about the dollā¦about everything! I know who you really areā¦Who you were before you found the mask lying in the mud, and what you are now, behind the mask, though youāve been too cowardly to look!"
"Maxx (thinking): Gone told me how three years ago a young architectural student was beaten and raped and left for dead."
"Pain lasts, kid. It's how you know you're alive. Sometimes I think this growing up thing is just pain management."
"To be first in the soil, which erupts in the coil, of trees veins and grasses all brought to a boil. Wait, it's different somehow, cause this land isn't mine, and my brain has been freed, I'm not thinking in... poetry stuff."
"The others cry out for you, Julie Winters. Their screams of agony are the kisses I place along your neck."
"I'm Mr. Gone, a student of the mystic arts! Unfortunately, an untalented student, or else I wouldn't have to keep shooting fools like you."
"Somebody once said that a liberal is a conservative that's never been mugged. A few years ago I would have laughed. But today, I'm not so sure."
"This doll is telling me things I don't want to hear and if it doesn't shut up in going brush it's head, I'm going to brush and brush until I brush off it's head."
"Cartoons are so pretentious."
"I can't believe you want to get involved in that censorship crap."
"They're all necro-nerds and Sand freaks. They think death is romantic. Death is hard and cold and ugly, not some cute chick."
"Did my saying that shock you? GOOD! Writers are supposed to shock people."
"No matter how low you are on the food chain, there's always somebody lower."
"I was sitting under the Jones Street underpass yesterday. That's because I want to be a writer and writers gotta have experiences, like underpasses."
"Life is pretty pathetic when even your own hallucinations lie to you."
"Maxx: The skinny oneās Teego. The Big oneās fridge. They beat people up, take their money, kill them sometimes. The cab driver gets a third. One woman, they beat her head so hard against the sidewalk, they crack the concrete. Another got away by running three blocks on a broken foot. Sometimes thatās the only way people get saved, suicidal bravery. Sometimes itās luck that saves them. Sometimes itās fate. Yeah, usually itās fate⦠But, sometimes, itās me."
"I'm that part of you that escapes, Julie. I reflect what's deep inside, the image of strength and independence you felt before you were... violated. But as I absorb more misery and bitterness, I change. I fear what I am becoming, Julie. But now that you have seen this, the world can never be the same size again."
"Michael Haley as The Maxx"
"Glynnis Talken as Julie Winters and Glorie"
"Amy Danles as Sara"
"Barry Stigler as Mr. Gone"
"Jason Schwartzman as Dave"
"Andrea Martin as Pender"
"Kurtwood Smith as Jerry"
"What a cruel world, letting something this profound be conveyed in words this trite!"
"Maxx: Oh God. Itās started again. The pounding. God I wish I was a drunk. At least that would explain this!"
"Maxx: Starting to fadeā¦itās starting to come back to me nowā¦back to Australia. Not the Australia they teach you aboutā¦Melbourne, Sydney, The Outback⦠No the real Australia. The smoking caves. The gods who eat mountains, the flying dragons, the rivers of gold, the Leopard Queen. Taunting meā¦almost an enemyā¦beautiful and feral as the great beasts she runs with, still she inspires me⦠For her I can be⦠ā¦A hero!"
"Julie: Hi, Ocono. You gotta package here for me?"
"Maxx: The woman I saved yesterday was raped and mutilated, it said so on the news. I have to do something about that."
"Mr. Gone: Amazingā¦You really donāt remember any of it! Not the girl or the !sz or the bloodworms or me."
"Mr. Gone: Give it up Brāer Lappin! Youā¦gasp⦠know Julie Winters is the one I want! Sheāsā¦.wheezz the strong oneā¦The one who pulls ā¦hant your strings!"
"Mr. Gone: You really donāt remember anything important, do you Brāer lappin? Iām Mr. Gone!...A student of the mystic arts. Unfortunately an untalented student, or I wouldnāt have to keep shooting fools like you."
"Maxx: Blacking outā¦lost too much bloodā¦painā¦have to findā¦Julia⦠It feels good to run and leap again! To feel the soft loam under my heels! To know tat I am king in this savage placeā¦but even a king must have his jungle queen! If I can just find her, then everything will be all right."
"Mr. Gone: I ran into your friend Maxx today, Julie. He still hasnāt got a clue that youāre the key to all this. He thinks heās some kind of superhero on this world. Can you āāāimagine?āāāā I killed him of course. Shot him and locked him in a dumpster with a handful of the dark Ises. They turn meat-eaters when you bring them over. Did you know that? Ahhā¦.life is good! This Ises are pretty interestingā¦Did you know that to humans they appear as whatever you dress them as?"