Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

"The dialog of the Autobots®, Decepticons® and Otherbots® is meaningless word flap."

"On every level this movie is as bankrupt as GM. [...] Transformers: The Revenge of The Fallen is beyond bad, it carves out its own category of godawfulness."

"This is blockbuster porn absent even the suggestion of care or concern for anything that might resemble "a point," save the obvious one to move more Hasbro action figures and animated-series DVD boxed sets."

"Shia LaBeouf - Sam Witwicky"

"Megan Fox - Mikaela Banes"

"Josh Duhamel - Major William Lennox"

"Tyrese Gibson - USAF Chief Master Sergeant Robert Epps"

"Kevin Dunn - Ron Witwicky"

"Julie White - Judy Witwicky"

"John Turturro - Seymour "Reggie" Simmons"

"Ramón Rodriguez - Leo Spitz"

"Isabel Lucas - Alice"

"John Benjamin Hickey - National Security Advisor Theodore Galloway"

"Glenn Morshower - General Morshower"

"Matthew Marsden - SASF Agent Graham"

"Peter Cullen - Optimus Prime"

"Frank Welker - Megatron"

"Tony Todd - The Fallen"

"Mark Ryan - Jetfire"

"Hugo Weaving - Soundwave, Devastator, Reed Manw:Grindor"

"Charlie Adler - Starscream"

"Reno Wilson - Mudflap"

"Tom Kenny - Skids, Wheelie"

"Jess Harnell - Ironhide"

"Robert Foxworth - Ratchet"

"Calvin Wimmer - Demolishor"

"Grey DeLisle - Arcee, Flareup,"

"André Sogliuzzo - Sideswipe"

"John Di Crosta - The Doctor"