The Life of Larry and Larry & Steve

"Oh, hi, there. You scared the crap out of me. I'm Seth MacFarlane, Associate Production Coordinating Directorial Associate Managing Departmental Divisional Office Supervisor of the International Network Amalgamation Distributors Corporation Management Organisational Association of Men Who Like Pussy."

"Wang, for love of Christ, you're an American now. Use a napkin."

"Seth MacFarlane — Himself / Larry Cummings / Steve / Lois Cummings / Man in underwear / Captain Kirk / Mr. Spock / Sulu / Ensign Skippee / British man / Jeremy / Tom Hanks / Alex Trebek / Preacher / God"

"Newt Gingrich — Himself (archive sound)"

"Han Chang — Wang"

"The Life of Larry on YouTube"

"Hi, there. My name's Steve. I'm a dog—in-in case you're, um, well, stupid."

"[to a passerby at the pound] Excuse me, sir, sir, I could do your taxes for you."

"Just my luck that the only person who could hear me had the IQ of a flank steak."

"I'm house-broken, I'm neutered, and I'm well-versed in the works of Chaucer."

"Luke, this is your landlord. You still haven't returned my weed whacker."

"Seth MacFarlane — Larry / Steve / Old man / Pilot / Ricky / Redneck / Scottsman / Kid in pound"

"Lori Alan — Cindy / Loudspeaker voice"

"Larry & Steve at the Big Cartoon DataBase"

"Larry & Steve on YouTube"