Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco

"They treat us pretty good here. Three meals a day, a warm place to sleep at night, and all the smelly sneakers you can eat."

"A cage?! They're treating me like I'm some kind of an animal!"

"[After the plane takes off without them] I wasn't scared. I wasn't scared, not one wee little [pees] bit."

"So we walked...and walked...and just for a little change of pace, we walked some more. Questions began racing through my mind. Where were we? How were we gonna get home? Who decided a Chihuahua was a dog? And, most importantly, when were we gonna eat?"

"I'd always heard love hurts. I never knew it could hurt this much. It was like getting a bath, missing dinner and going to the vet all rolled into one. I tell you, I was one sad puppy."

"Jamie? Is that you? Wait, what am I talking about? Of course, it's you! It's really you! I found you! I found my boy! I found my Jamie! Oh, I'm so happy! Oh, I could just lick you for days! Give me a hug!"

"There's only one thing I know that could make this moment more perfect. [the pizza car arrives] In fact, I think I smell it coming up the driveway right now. I'm smelling pepperoni, I'm smelling mushrooms, I'm smelling anchovies! I'm smelling three-- no, no, four, four kinds of cheese! It could be! It might be! It is! IT'S PIZZA!"

"[Closing line, eating the pizza] You know, I can't think of a happier ending."

"[Chance has underwear stuck on his head] Ooh, Chance, take it off! Take it all off! [hums an "exotic dance" tune]"

"[After being dazed by Chance] Oh, I don't feel well...I am going to hurt you."

"Does the cat always have to be the brains of the operation? Beauty and brains? I never cease to amaze myself."

"Can somebody tell me why I keep following Dumb and Dumber?!"

"[After the plane takes off without them] That was terrifying. Absolutely terrifying."

"Cut the mush, get the grub!"

"[Singing] Home, home in the 'burbs, where the cat and the squeak toy can play...where no traffic is heard, and I can maul birds, and sleep in the sunshine all day!"

"Robert Hays - Bob Seaver"

"Kim Greist - Laura Seaver"

"Benj Thall - Peter Seaver"

"Veronica Lauren - Hope Seaver"

"Kevin Chevalia - Jamie Seaver"

"Michael Rispoli - Jack"

"Max Perlich - Ralph"

"Ralph Waite - Shadow"

"Michael J. Fox - Chance"

"Sally Field - Sassy"

"Michael Bell - Stokey"

"Tisha Campbell-Martin - Sledge"

"Adam Goldberg - Pete"

"Carla Gugino - Delilah"

"Tommy Lasorda - Lucky Lasorda"

"Tress MacNeille - French Poodle"

"Ross Malinger - Spike"

"Al Michaels - Sparky Michaels"

"Jon Polito - Ashcan"

"Sinbad - Riley"

"Stephen Tobolowsky - Bando"

"Bob Uecker - Trixie Uecker"

"Jeff Fischer in some parts"