Full Metal Panic!

"[Kaname is mad at Sousuke and Sousuke is trying to apologize to her and brighten her mood]"

"... Sousuke held out a white bouquet of flowers, each about the size of a human fist."

"The six flowers gently opened into four petals, which tenderly concealed the round ovaries. Sousuke's limpid gesture entranced Kaname."

"I picked these last night. I want you to have them."

"Th-thanks, she stuttered, making a great effort to suppress the smile that threatened to escape. Perhaps she was being childish; maybe she ought to forgive him. "What kind of flowers are these? They're pretty."

"The flowers themselves aren't important. It would be better if the blossoms fell off right away."

"They're poppies. When the petals fall off, you can cut the seed pods to make opium. Basically, these are the raw materials for heroin. If you sell that in the city, you should bring in an impressive amount."

"Kaname stared dumbly. Her face, which almost had reached a state of calm, reverted to grim. The more she thought of it, the more she realized this war nut wouldn't have the common sense to give a bouquet to a girl in a bad mood."

"Alert message. It is now fifteen minutes past time of scheduled attack. You must soon maneuver to Way Point Foxtrot."

"It wasn't just Kurz; now even Al, the Arbalest's AI, was rushing him."

"Roger... however, a piece of advice first. According to statistics, in this kind of situation, the danger of making a mistake doubles because of the feeling of impatience to complete a mission. In order to calm the mind, I recommend singing a song. I have prepared 50 of the latest hit numbers, so if you have a request."

"This kind of joking attitude helped a little, but Al's very deep, monotone voice started to get on Sousuke's nerves."

"I didn't give you any orders to prepare music. Don't waste storage capacity without approval."

"It is not a problem. It only takes up a mere one or two gigabytes.>"

"I interpret that message to be a joke. Another joke is an effective counter-measure. I have prepared 50 volumes of jokes to make humans laugh, so if you have a request"

"It's not a joke, it's a threat."

"After that, Al was quiet. Inside the cockpit, Sousuke wearily shook his head; in response to the movement, the Arbalest also moved its head in the same way."

"Really, an AI that gives that kind of ridiculous advice?"

"The controlling support system of this machine saying "sing a song", of all things."

"Since Hong Kong, this AI's speech and conduct had become stranger day by day. It increasingly would talk without permission, which was all the more puzzling since there were no obvious malfunctions detected. The technicians said that, by Al's request, they would connect the circuit to FM radio or BS television so that it could receive the programming on them- but perhaps Sousuke should have them stop that from now on."