"It’s the guy who gets the part who’s thought of as being the best actor"

"So this guy goes into the dining hall and this is the first week after the attack and there is just this sombre sadne…"

"[Politics]...is Hollywood for ugly people."

"Ten years is a long time to be a part of anything and to have a group of people in your life for any reason, let alon…"

"If you can laugh every day, you can get healthy. You get those endorphins going in the body, God’s been looking out f…"

"We have what you call a three fold marriage. You make a triangle with your hands and you can see Jesus is at the top …"

"I swear he’s got a pussy, either that or he’s a hermaphrodite. It’s one of the two. And he’s, like, the big thing."

"Orlando Bloom is a hermaphrodite."

"I’m not trying to (inappropriate) on Vin Diesel, but if that’s what we got now for real men, we got problems."

"I’m trying to bring the real man back to Hollywood. Steve McQueen — that whole thing. There hasn’t been that for a lo…"