"It's like in a Hitchcock movie, you know, where they tie you up in a rubber bag and throw you in the trunk of a car. …"

"It's a Zen thing, like "how many babies fit in a tire," you know, the old joke."

"Well, then, I just HATE you... and I hate your... ass... FACE!"

"My first show was Barefoot in the Park, which was an absolute smash, but my production on the stage of Backdraft was …"

"So what I'm understanding here - correct me, if I'm wrong - is that you're not givin' me any money. So now I'm left b…"

"Me, you know, right out of the navy, you know, fresh off a destroyer, with a dance belt and a tube of chapstick, basi…"

"I think that the elements, as Dr. Watson said to Sherlock, "are coming together, sir." I was shopping for my wife, Bo…"

"What the city council did was really... give me a challenge, and it's a challenge that I am going to accept. It's lik…"

"I been workin' here at the DQ for about, um, eight months...seven? I dunno, something like that. It's fun. Y'just do …"

"Christopher Guest - Corky St. Clair"