"Like I told you, I'm not a magician," he says. "If something isn't working, I don't try to guess."

"My boss treated me like a slave and I felt completely degraded. Then, just once, I did a terrible thing - I peed in h…"

"I can say with absolute certainty I do not cheat. I am not a magician."

"OK, David. Here we are on the train to Exeter, to the football club of which I am joint chairman, and where we're doi…"

"I don't care what those schmucks think. I'm a millionaire."

"I'll no longer say that I have supernatural powers. I am an entertainer. I want to do a good show. My entire characte…"

"I went to a number of homes around the country, sometimes with my own spoons in my pocket, or I would select one at r…"

"Those responding to Geller's phenomenon by "bending forks" themselves, were following the same pattern. Their ego "ro…"

"Time did a devastating hatchet job on Uri Geller (and others). Time selected those events and circumstances thoroughl…"

"The weakness of the attack lies in its lack of discrimination. It is possible that psychic surgery is a hoax, that pl…"