"Walter Chang: Earl. Here's some swiss cheese and some bullets."

"Robert Jayne (credited as "Bobby Jacoby") as Melvin Plug"

"I broke down and fell to the sidewalk, screaming to my pregnant wife, 'I can't believe I'm doing a movie about underg…"

"Kevin Bacon - Valentine "Val" McKee"

"Fred Ward - Earl Bassett"

"Finn Carter - Rhonda LeBeck"

"[Burt Gummer, with his wife Heather at his side, berates the dead monster fought off with their "family arsenal"] Bro…"

"[Burt Gummer looks at his bomb shelter for perhaps the last time] Food for five years, a thousand gallons of gas, air…"

"[handing out weapons and refusing to give Melvin one] I wouldn't give you a gun if it were World War Three!"

"Rhonda LeBeck: Did you notice anything weird a minute ago?"