"Well, I took the crayfish home, and I thought he'd like a swim, So I filled up the chamber pot, and I threw the bugger in. By the way side high diddly aye do. In the middle of the night, I thought I'd have a fit, When my old lady got up to a-have a shit. By the way side high diddly aye do. Husband, husband, she cried out to me, The devil's in the chamber pot, and he's got hold of me. By the way side high diddly aye do. Children, children, bring the looking glass, Come and see the crayfish that bit your mother's arse. By the way side high diddly aye do Children, children, did you hear the grunt, Come and see the crayfish that bit your mother's cunt. By the way side high diddly aye do."
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”The Crayfish”, traditional English folk song
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