"Michael Milhoan - Boone"

"[to Molly] "Fuck." "Shit." These are highly technical golf terms; You're using them on your first lesson. This is pro…"

"Does my inner child need a spanking?"

"[to Boone, who doesn't want to wager against Roy's car] That's because you think of it as transportation, Boone. Thin…"

"[to Molly] I'm going to qualify for the U.S. Open and kick your boyfriend's ass. Whatever you think of me, you should…"

"Way I'm swinging today, nothing bugs me except insufficient applause."

"You know someone once said that golf and sex are the only two things you don't have to be good at to enjoy."

"Well, what the hell? You ride her until she bucks you or don't ride at all."

"I can always tell when someone's lying to himself. But I am quite susceptible and frequently wrong when that person l…"

"Mickey Jones - Turk"