"[To summon the invisible swordsman] Farley Farley Farley Farley Farley, Hufaaaaarrr!"

"Uh, this is real... Yes: They. are going. to KILL us!"

"Oh GREAT!!! REAL bullets!!!"

"You were supposed to fire up! We both fired UP! It's like living with a six-year-old."

"Well you slime eating dogs, you scum-sucking pigs, you sons of a motherless goat!"

"In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of educati…"

"One time, Dorothy Gish was visiting me on the set of "Little Neddy, Grab Your Gun". And she came up to me and she loo…"

"Do you have anything besides Mexican food?"

"I know each one of you, like I know my own smell!"

"Mount up! ... It means get on your horses."