"[of the man who just died saving his life] He was a slob. Did you ever see him eat? Starving children could fill thei…"

"It's very easy to love someone like you."

"It's easy to be a holy man on top of a mountain."

"[after Sophie's murder] When Piedmont died, I had to pay him back for my life. I found out there's another debt to pa…"

"I never lend books to coal miners. They've got dirty hands."

"You've never read the Upanishads? You don't know so much... you really don't know anything do you?"

"I don't know what my fans are going to think. It's definitely not what they're used to from me."

"I think The Razor's Edge is a pretty good movie. But at the time, it was just as reviled as any other comedian doing …"

"The story of one man's search for himself."

"Bruce Boa - Maturin"