"You don't understand, or you're trying really hard not to... are you guys being willfully dense?"

"What we saw was impossible. You know that, don't you? What do we say? How do we convince them [to stay inside]? Ollie…"

"Want another reason to get the hell out of here? I'll give you the best one: her. Mrs. Carmody. Our very own Jim Jone…"

"There's no defense against the will of God. There's no court of appeals in hell. The end times have come; not in flam…"

"We have Judas in our midst!"

"The day I need a friend like you, I'll just have myself a little squat and shit one out."

"No, don't go out there. It's death out there. It's the end of days."

"Something in the mist took John Lee and I heard him screaming!"

"You can't convince some people there's a fire even when their hair is burning. Denial is a powerful thing."

"Welcome to Sesame Street, kids. Today's word is 'expiation'."