"Jamison Newlander - Alan Frog"

"Chance Michael Corbitt - Laddie Thompson"

"What's wrong with this picture? There's no TV! Have you seen a TV, Mike? I haven't seen a TV. Do you know what it mea…"

"You need sunglasses to talk on the phone? Are you freebasing, Michael? Inquiring minds want to know."

"Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night, Michael. Just like out of a comic book. You're…"

"Don't kill me, Mike. I'm basically a good kid, so just don't kill me."

"It's that girl from the boardwalk. Is she one of them?... [Star floats up] She's one of them! And don't tell me it do…"

"[to Star] Don't kill anybody until we get back to you!"

"Let's start with the little one. First come, first staked."

"Corey Feldman - Edgar Frog"