"Simply try for one hour to behave like gentlemen."

"There is a wheelbarrow out there. Would you mind fetching it, please? The major has a train to catch."

"Meet "The Unholy Five"...The Most Befuddled Set of Assorted Thugs That Ever Fouled Up a Million Dollar Bank Robbery!!"

"Who was that lady I saw you outwit last night? That was no lady...That was 'Mum' Wilberforce, a lovely old doll, well…"

"Be kind to your friends - Don't disclose the ending"

"Katie Johnson - Mrs Louisa Alexandra Wilberforce"

"Alec Guinness - Professor Marcus"

"Cecil Parker - Major Claude Courtney"

"Herbert Lom - Louis Harvey"

"Danny Green - 'One-Round' Lawson"