"Purgatory is over, you go to hell."

"What's the deal with the Addams Family mansion?"

"We don't have time for baby talk."

"You feel cut off from the world, but the world has missed you. Happy tossing and turning."

"[looking at the "Door Of Hell"] You don't get this from the Martha Stewart catalog."

"[looking at the crashed car, Theo and Marrow] City people."

"Some houses are born bad."

"Sleep tight."

"Ghosts with the most."

"Okay, so why are we here? Probably to answer the most basic question: "What is wrong with you people?""