"Pimento University. Pimento U. Good old P.U."

"Out and away the most popular fellows at old P.U., are the three Dover Boys: Tom, the fun-loving member of the trio; …"

"Little do they know that now, within this very tavern, Dan Backslide, the former sneak of Roquefort Hall, coward, bul…"

"Pimento U, oh, sweet PU Thy fragrant odor scents the air A pox on Yale Poo poo, Purdue Pimento U, my college fair"

"Help! Tom! Help! Dick! Help! Larry!"

"Hark! The Dover Boys! Drat them! Double Drat them! They are escorting Dora Standpipe! Dear rich Dora Standpipe! HOW I…"

"A runabout? I'll steal it! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!!!"

"[After getting beaten up repeatedly by Dora] Help! Tom! Help! Dick! Help! Larry!"

"Unhand her, Dan Backslide! Unhand her, Dan Backslide! Unhand her, Dan Backslide! Hey, we’re getting in a rut! Stand u…"

"Oh, Dora, dear Sweet, Dora, dear Keep courage up and chin held high The stalwart sons of old PU Are here at hand to d…"