"Do you have any idea sir how pathetic it must be to be you?"

"Feeling judged? I couldn’t care less. You know why? Because my wife and I were judged all throughout our relationship…"

"You see, See, Jesus to liberals is like the squat-rack to metrosexual gymrats; they avoid it like the plague. They ha…"

"Sex. Some of us do it, most of us like it and we all think about it…. A lot. I know I do (though I was told that it’s…"

"If I were to have told you five years ago that somewhere in the near future, we would see a candidate whisked into of…"

"Mr. Trump genuinely has nothing to lose. He doesn’t need the money, he doesn’t need the power and he certainly doesn’…"

"You can be a namby-pamby leftie, a gun-toting neo-con or a soft, indecisive moderate. I really don’t care. Just don’t…"

"As anyone who’s read my abstinence column here at Fox News Opinion could guess, my wedding is something that I’ve loo…"

"Let me preface this column by saying this: my wife (I have to get used to saying that) and I not only waited sexually…"

"Putting the word democratic in front of your Socialism doesn't make it any inherently more moral nor less violent."