"To make good soup, the pot must only simmer—'smile,' as the phrase is."

"Whoever tells a lie cannot be pure in heart—and only the pure in heart can make a good soup."

"Birds in their little nests agree With Chinamen, but not with me."

"Beautiful Soup, so rich and green, Waiting in a hot tureen! Who for such dainties would not stoop? Soup of the evenin…"

"Bouillabaisse is only good because cooked by the French, who, if they cared to try, could produce an excellent and nu…"

"Who lounged hungry and lonesome through Houston seeking jazz or sex or soup,"

"And now you’re really in the total animal soup of time—"

"For when I see you, (without joking) Your eyes, lips, breasts, are so provoking, They set my heart more cock-a-hoop, …"

"Never blow your soup if it is too hot, but wait until it cools. Never raise your plate to your lips, but eat with you…"

"In taking soup, it is necessary to avoid lifting too much in the spoon, or filling the mouth so full as almost to sto…"