"Yes, as if life isn't tragic enough. (After being told "Happy Birthday")"

"She's got a nice little...voice."

"It's called 'Sarah gets skewered like a fucking pig!' Still in character, Sarah?""

"I only hear you, too, Sid."

"Not only did they-did they kill the film, but they killed my cast. Now, nobody's gonna work with me. Variety called m…"

"[To a dying Cotton Weary] It was a simple game, Cotton. You should've told me where Sidney was. Now, you lose!"

"Oh, it's hard being friends with you, Sidney. When you're friends with Sidney, you die."

"You're not going anywhere, Sidney. It's time you came to terms with me and with mother! Maybe you never knew her at a…"

"I'm a director, Sid. I direct."

"I searched for a mother, too. An actress named Rina Reynolds. Tried to find her my whole life. And four years ago, I …"