"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half-hour at the table, then you are the sucker.…"

"I've often seen these people, these squares at the table, short stack and long odds against them. All their outs gone…"

"We're not playing together. But then again, we're not playing against each other either. It's like the Nature Channel…"

"It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money."

"Just like a young man coming in for a quickie. I feel so unsatisfied."

"You've got to play the hand you're dealt."

"In The Game Of Life... Play The Cards You're Dealt"

"Trust everyone... but always cut the cards"

"Pick a card, any card"

"Matt Damon - Mike McDermott"