"This is just a guess, but maybe you are reading this as you wait on a station platform for a train that is 30 minutes…"

"No matter how vile we may consider the sexual predilections of paedophiles, we should not be in the business of putti…"

"My own choice of election date would be a day when universities are closed and Muslims are forbidden to do anything o…"

"[On an exclusive organisation for Swingers based in South-East England] Believe me, [[w:Dougie Smith|[Dougie] Smith]]…"

"We had this row and we were shouting at each other. I said, "Well, phone the police", and she said she would. I thoug…"

"I'm so furious and upset about it [...] If I'd had enough spine I would have said no to the caution. They couldn't ha…"

"So — Harriet Harman, then. Would you? I mean after a few beers obviously, not while you were sober. The alcohol is sl…"

"Her only policy, her only raison d'être, is a particularly vacuous feminism dating from a sixth-form common room in a…"

"I went a year or so back. F***ing outrageous that you can't smoke in Auschwitz. I had to sneak round the back of the …"

"If you have a student son or daughter who's thinking of voting, shove some high grade skunk under their bedroom door …"