"Michael Caine - Dr. Royer-Collard"

"Billie Whitelaw - Madame LeClerc"

"Amelia Warner - Simone"

"You're not the Antichrist. You're only a malcontent who knows how to spell."

"Are your convictions so fragile they cannot stand in opposition to mine? Is your god so flimsy, so weak? For shame!"

"Suppose one of your precious inmates attempted to walk on water and drowned - would you comdemn the Bible? I think not."

"Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated."

"You've already stolen my heart... as well as a more prominent organ, south of the Equator."

"Ah, you've come to read my trousers."

"I didn't create this world of ours. I merely recorded it."