"Postal Dude: Whoever designed this town was on serious crack."

"Postal Dude: I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first."

"Postal Dude: Here I was, minding my own business, just enjoying my Second Amendment rights, and you people have to fr…"

"Postal Dude: Guns don’t kill people. I do."

"Postal Dude: Hey, I'm just trying to exercise my Second Amendment rights here, ya fuckin' Communist!"

"Postal Dude: The gene pool is stagnant, and I am the minister of chlorine."

"Postal Dude: Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally..."

"Postal Dude: You probably thought you weren't gonna die today? Surprise!"

"Postal Dude: I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even LIKE videogames..."

"Postal Dude: I regret nothing!"