"Hey Moose, I was watching TV with your wife last night. Stupid bitch took her two hours to watch 60 Minutes."

"You watch those nature documentaries on the cable? You see the one about lions? You got this lion. He's the king of t…"

"When I was a kid, I figured out right away: most companies pay people enough, so as they don't quit. People work hard…"

"I'm gonna step outside and get some smog."

"I'm not sure I wanna be hanging out with a guy who noticed a crease in my pants."

"I'm gonna leave you with nothing."

"This one's for all the marbles, boys."

"You beat them, you take their money, you call them names to their faces... and they love you. I don't know how you do…"

"Yes, take that you motherless motherfuckers!"

"[Voiceover] The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what …"