"Sam: Hey, I won again. I wonder what that means?"

"Max: [holding a chainsaw in front of Ash] Looking for something? Check it out, Sam! I'm a tree surgeon!"

"Ash: You're killing me here, GLaDOS."

"GLaDOS: (ring) Excuse me. I have to take this. Something or someone appears to be exploding back at the lab. (powers …"

"GLaDOS: Management froze me out of the lighting systems after I created a strobe effect to induce seizures in a bus f…"

"GLaDOS: Brock Sampson has been eliminated."

"GLaDOS: Actually, my scans indicate that Mr. Williams' hand is fully functional, and its nervous tapping appears to b…"

"GLaDOS: Congratulations. You've converted a nearly unbeatable hand into a victory."

"GLaDOS: It appears you have lost all your chips. Oh well. It's only money. Your money. $20,000 of it. Right down the …"

"GLaDOS: Congratulations. You've won. I'm hoping you weren't expecting baked desserts, because I don't do that anymore."