"The game that defines dictators much better [than chess] is poker because it’s about bluffs. It doesn’t matter whethe…"

"All serious poker players try to minimize their tells, obviously. There are a couple ways to go about this. One is th…"

"I think that you find out whether you've got the qualities to win at poker by playing poker. ... Obviously, it helps …"

"If after ten minutes at the poker table you do not know who the patsy is—you are the patsy."

"GLaDOS: Management froze me out of the lighting systems after I created a strobe effect to induce seizures in a bus f…"

"GLaDOS: Brock Sampson has been eliminated."

"GLaDOS: Actually, my scans indicate that Mr. Williams' hand is fully functional, and its nervous tapping appears to b…"

"GLaDOS: The robot from Pandora is out of chips."

"GLaDOS: Congratulations. You've converted a nearly unbeatable hand into a victory."

"Sam: Hey, I won again. I wonder what that means?"