"I hate that Alex and Damon. I hope they catch AIDS and die."

"Kylie Minogue is just a demonic little idiot as far as I'm concerned. She gets cool dance producers to work with her …"

"There is a limited supply of excellent songs, but I am not the only one. Paul McCartney, one of the best songwriters …"

"I don't know, I think he's just going senile, isn't he?"

"He's now trying to make social comment, this is the guy who hid who he actually was from the public for 20 years. Now…"

"Jack White, right, has just done a song for Coca-Cola. End of. He ceases to be in the club. And he looks like Zorro o…"

"If there were gold medals for taking drugs for England then I’d have won a shitload! I did enjoy it but it kind of go…"

"People hate fucking cunts like Phil Collins, and if they don't, they fucking should!"

"Another reason to vote Labour is if you fucking don't and the Conservatives get in, Phil Collins is threatening to co…"

"I met my maker / I made him cry / And on my shoulder / He asked me why / His people won't fly / Through the storm / I…"