"I want more money. Okay? I'm not happy. When I'm not happy, I don't play good. When I don't play good, the music does…"

"Because mo better makes it mo better."

"Everybody's a teacher. People can teach you two things, what to do and what not to do."

"You always avoid direct eye contact, you know that? Are you afraid of something? Are you afraid that I might see the …"

"Ugly woman easy to get along with. They don't want no trouble. You can tell an ugly woman anything, can't you? Hey, b…"

"I'm from Mississippi and I love it! I like bein' country. I ain't lyin'. Ain't nothin' like a good country lady. Yeah…"

"There's some good-lookin' women in here and some good-lookin' fellas. How you doin', sir? I'm a trisexual. I'll try y…"

"I like women with big asses. Why do brothers drive Cadillacs? Cause you can't get all that ass in a Volkswagen. The f…"

"I ain't lyin'. I'm lookin' for a woman. Cause I'm horny enough to fuck the crack of dawn."

"I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night."